I never bruise and I've been covered with them lately, bruises and scrapes.
last night:
micaila, arm wrestling on the sidewalk in shorts WILL lead to skinned knees.
it will also lead to random strangers circling around you placing bets on who's going to win (it turned into plaid vs. booty) I'm sure you can guess which one was me.
last saturday:
catching up with shawn while at the mercury will make you think you're an amazing dancer (because everyone there was AWEFUL) and will result with a stiletto shaped bruise on your left foot and a giant bruise covering the entire top of your right foot. thanks for the ssouvenir shawn.
saturday before last:
pink panty droppers won't make me drop my drawers, but they sure as hell will encourage me to sport a gun holster and wrestle on a hard concrete floor. I haven't had bruised knees in years.
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